one who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible
although the relationships in which many serial monogamists find themselves are also often short lived, the defining aspect of serial monogamy is the desire and ability to enter new relationships very quickly, thus abbreviating any period of single life during which the serial monogamist may begin to ask questions of an existential nature
Percy: Wow, I can't believe Gwyvron is already dating someone else! I thought he just broke up with Lorelai at last week's LARP after she accidentally cut off his phonytail...
Stewart: Yeah, that's the way it's always been. When he broke up with me, he started dating that hussy Lorelai within three days. He pursued her as if he were Cerberus hunting a soul fleeing across the Euphrates. I'll tell you, that Gwyvron is quite the serial monogamist.
Rob concealed his status as a Wikillectual once he finally received his Wi-Fi PDA/Cellphone, though those with whom he engaged in intellectual sparring sessions often commented on his overactive bladder, as he constantly ran to the bathroom in order to query the site privately.
headache, dry mouth and other hangover-like symptoms which may occur as a result of the consumption of ramen noodles before bed
(Ramen hangover, caused by intake of too much MSG and/or sodium, may be prevented by drinking copious amounts of water as a supplement to pre-bedtime ramen.)
Randy complained to his roommate Kyung that although he had not had even one beer last night, his mouth was dry and his head hurt as if he had a hangover. Kyung just laughed and said, "Randy, is it really all such a blur? Last night before bed, you ate six packs of my Shin Ramyun Seafood flavor while watching Yu-Gi-Oh! cartoons. You, my friend, are suffering from ramen hangover."
etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" (v., latepass)
a metaphorical object one takes or gives to signify that whatever was thought to be new and interesting is, in fact, old and already widely circulated
Between my recent "revelation" that tomatoes are actually fruits and my "invention" of the term "goofle," I am receiving far too many late passes recently, and I may very well be suspended.