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3 definitions by vmrose

 
1.
When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.
Man, I just snarted.
by vmrose August 18, 2007
 
2.
When you fart and shit at the same time.
Man I just sharted in my pants !
by vmrose August 18, 2007
 
3.
When you fart and cough at the same time.
When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"
by vmrose August 18, 2007