snarkpocalypse 

Continuous flow of snide, shitty remarks, and bitch talk on FB news feed us just a snarkpocalypse.

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snarkpocalypse by bentryin November 18, 2013

Sarapocalypse 

Sarah Palin as President of the United States.

Could be coming as near as Jan 20th 2013.

Person 1: "I can't believe gas is 5 dollars a gallon!!"

Person 2: "I warned many about the Sarapocalypse, but they just didn't listen. Well with all of the forced child births, we will have plenty of people to protect us from our foes."

Sarapocalypse by Anna Dolt July 11, 2009

Snackpocalypse 

The end of the world caused by people eating too much junk food resulting in any of the following:

a. The over-consumption of all the resources on the planet; resulting in eventual starvation of everyone; or

b. The imbalance of weight on certain continents which will, in turn, stop the earth from rotating which will cause:

i. Gravity to stop working

ii. The atmosphere to disappate

iii. One side of the earth to be perpetually freezing and the other side to be perpetually hot

resulting in the death of all humans.

Someone is going to have to do something about that families diet. If we dont stop them soon they will bring about the snackpocalypse.

Snackpocalypse by Anthony Swann June 20, 2011

snapocalypse

A “roast” that was so mean and good that the opposing person commits s-ic-de.

When Marcus dropped that snapocalypse, even his toughest rival knew they’d just been totally demolished.

snapocalypse by Wasauce July 4, 2025