Snapples

Snapples - snotty people who believe in the inherent superiority of Apple products against all competing brands with the preconceived notion that Apple products are 'made from the best stuff on earth.'

"My friends are such snapples. They won't even gchat me when they know I'm using my Droid."

by i8urchips February 24, 2010

Snapples

extremely awesome

on a much grander scale than O...S***!

I am going to have a 3 day birthday bash??? O SNAPPLES!

by futang June 28, 2012

Snapple

When two or more straight guys snuggle (usually really good friends), everyone in witness refers to it as snapple due to the fruitiness of the situation.

Kevin: Dude, i love you, lets snapple.
Cody: i love you too, lets.

by Kevin Death Metal February 20, 2008

Snapple

Word substitute for "cool", "rad", etc.

"Did you see that Canadian? He was so snapple" or "Wow Van, you're so snapple!"

by (Van) February 23, 2006

snapple noises

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

by JRJS Leslie July 30, 2009

Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.

Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

snapple cap

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.

"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."

by DumDumDumHour November 30, 2007