Snail tweet 

A conventional postcard. As with Twitter, there is limited space for conveying the message.

You should see the snail tweet I got from Mary, while she was over in New Zealand. The scenery is gorgeous. She says she doesn't want to come home.

Snail tweet by cwhaley April 24, 2009

snail teeth 

Raunchy toenails.

"Damnnnn girl, your toenails are looking like some snail teeth."

snail teeth by that duuuude May 2, 2017