Snackwell Fallacy

Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.

I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.

Snackwell Fallacy by Robot Loves Zombie April 12, 2010

Sockwelled

being screwed, fucked, or otherwise done wrong. Usually by some crotchety old dude with glued on hair and crooked smile who likes to make up rules as he goes.

Rocko: "Dude I only got a 1% raise! But then they showed me my hidden paycheck and I felt better."
Heffer: "Does your ass hurt? Cuz dude, you completely got Sockwelled."

Sockwelled by Spook November 13, 2003

smackwell 

This word is used to describe a good hit (smack) or a decent, entertaining beating (of someone other than yourself).

Guy 1: Did you see that dude pummel that one guy?

Guy 2: Yea, he gave him the smackwell.

smackwell by Pervis Jervis March 2, 2009

Spacknell 

1.A spacknell is a name given to a idiot. It is derived from the word spastic which nowadays is used to insult anyone whether they be In a mental state of mind or not.

2.Spacknell is also a thing you find in rivers. see [rivers}

1.Oi mate your a spacknell you can't kick the ball straight.
2.Did you see that green spotted spacknell.

Spacknell by Makey June 28, 2006

snackpill 

To become aware of the true nature of the snack industry.

P1: "Yo, I was stealing snacks earlier"
P2: "Based and snackpilled"

snackpill by 2Burnt4Bread January 16, 2022

Stockwell 

The shopkeeper in the Game Boy Advance game, the Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap.

"The handy neighborhood gear seller, also called Stockwell the Well-Stocked. He complains that he's been too busy lately to see his dog, Borken." -Figurine Description

Stockwell by zeldagamer11 August 9, 2006

Stockwelled

Mainly associated with online conspiracy theorists and conservatives from small towns.

To lose grip of reality while chatting online.

To Stockwell is to be so permanently on the edge of mental oblivion that they become hysterical at the slightest thing that seems to contradict their crazy beliefs.

Somebody Stockwelled out may fly into a rage, typing message after message citing Alex Jones articles and any other online nutcase with similar crazy opinions.

They may deny the existence of basic facts even when confronted with them. Generally they'll act like obnoxious idiots just because someone else had a different, fact based opinion, possibly derived from a library. Which to someone Stockwelled out, is clearly not as valid as the mis-spelled online drivel they've scratched up from the poison pit of online conspiracy websites.

All I said was Covid 19 is killing people, and my Father in law totally Stockwelled out on me

Stockwelled by RationalistRevolutionary May 18, 2020