Sockwelled

being screwed, fucked, or otherwise done wrong. Usually by some crotchety old dude with glued on hair and crooked smile who likes to make up rules as he goes.

Rocko: "Dude I only got a 1% raise! But then they showed me my hidden paycheck and I felt better."
Heffer: "Does your ass hurt? Cuz dude, you completely got Sockwelled."

Sockwelled by Spook November 13, 2003

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sowelled

Blocked, Smacked, Destroyed, Ruined, Hurt, Cock Blocked, Looking Ulgy, Homo, Fag, Non-Vag, JR, The worst possible thing.

Robert was sowelled hard when chris cock blocked him.

sowelled by Drofvag November 14, 2009

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Stockwelled

Mainly associated with online conspiracy theorists and conservatives from small towns.

To lose grip of reality while chatting online.

To Stockwell is to be so permanently on the edge of mental oblivion that they become hysterical at the slightest thing that seems to contradict their crazy beliefs.

Somebody Stockwelled out may fly into a rage, typing message after message citing Alex Jones articles and any other online nutcase with similar crazy opinions.

They may deny the existence of basic facts even when confronted with them. Generally they'll act like obnoxious idiots just because someone else had a different, fact based opinion, possibly derived from a library. Which to someone Stockwelled out, is clearly not as valid as the mis-spelled online drivel they've scratched up from the poison pit of online conspiracy websites.

All I said was Covid 19 is killing people, and my Father in law totally Stockwelled out on me

Stockwelled by RationalistRevolutionary May 18, 2020

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sockwell

boys who send dick picks to boys group chats. Considers himself straight but everyone knows the truth. He plays golf... on his free time he does anal with boys but only in secret. He sits with his legs crossed like a girl. He sits in the bathroom during lunch and eats with his imaginary friends.

Do you know Sockwell?
Oh the one that sent the dick pic?
Yeah he is gay. I'm going to his house tonight and we are going to do anal sex.

sockwell by kategross March 6, 2020

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sockpilled

Sockpilled means you have a good and/or intelligent take on a subject.
This term comes from the song How The World Works from Bo Burnham’s comedy special “Inside”, where he wears a sock puppet on his hand named Socko and Socko gives good and intelligent takes on how the world functions.

Person 1: “Did you hear Chad talking about human rights earlier?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s based and sockpilled.”

sockpilled by SockoBased June 9, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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