Smurphy's Law 

A child-centred variant of Murphy's Law. Smurphy's Law posits that no plan or act can unfold properly in the presence of children. (Note: first defined by the Canadian artist Paul Walde.) Also called Smurfy's Law.

Example 1: A small, toilet-trained child will only wet themselves when it is imperative to get out the door Right Away.

Example 2: "We have planned this weekend away for one year, and now little Paolo is sick." "But Paolo never gets sick!" "He did this time. Whattareyagonnado? It's Smurphy's Law."

Smurphy's Law by seeker6079 December 28, 2005

Smurple 

A mix between the color smurf, (Blue) and the color purple.

"Lacie's pants weren't blue or purple, it was a mix of both, they were the color smurple"

Smurple by Scott M Sweeney January 22, 2005

smurphy 

A tall dark handsome man who likes bon bons and the lottery! He has a job which is totally Chandler Bing and the shortest memory span in the entire universe. He failed primary one but somehow landed himself a job in which he gets flown all over the world to design some sort of computery systemy things... And the only peice of Spanish he knows is "how much is your pussy?"

Sarah: Uh-oh I think I'm falling for that guy

Natalie: Who Chicago? He's such a smurphy!

smurphy by CLASS_A_BIRD August 5, 2009

Smurple 

An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.

I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.

Smurple by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005

smurgly 

A situation in which a person's asshole is filled with peanut butter and then it is sucked out through a straw.

Kevin was smurgled the other night by Martha.

smurgly by E-Money February 21, 2003

smurple 

something that really bothers people with it's smurplyness and you must tell to be quiet.

be quiet, smurple! or harsh decisions will be made.

smurple by hanna is the sex. March 25, 2008

Smurple 

The colour achieved by combining equal parts of Smurf and grape jelly in a blender.


Also: Smurpled Smurpling

Oh snap son, that boy's face almost turned smurple!

I think I need some sleep, all I see is smurple.

Smurple by A. Rothman April 4, 2004