A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.
A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.
A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.
Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run
In gaming culture, smurfing is defined as logging into a secret account seperate from a main account as to allow the user to play a game without being detected by his or her peers.
Generally the purpose of smurfing is to improve oneself without compromising the statistics of a main account. It allows gamers to try new strategies, or simply play without worrying about a "record".