smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.
"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"
by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011
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Smurf off

Is when the person who started the smurf off, usually a Squeeb, throws a little blue man at you and runs away laughing an evil laugh.
"Ahhh.. Smurf off.. Mandy" .. Runs away " muahha hahaha"
by Lexaaaasss June 11, 2018
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