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A fringe haircut with long bangs thrown to one side, short underneath and often shaved. It has been worn famously by the likes of Tony Hawk, Richie Hawtin and Phillip Oakey of the Human League. The term may have been popularized by 1980s skateboarding magazines such as Thrasher.
"Tony's squeeb haircut probably didn't help his standing amongst the hardcore crowd either." -from Bleacher Report's Best Old School Skateboarders of All Time article
by TaoEntropy July 04, 2011
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A square and a dweeb rolled into one. The lamest of the lame.
You see Steve over there doing his homework? What a squeeb!
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A dumb, fake, money grubbin girl.
Yo, that girl is a squeeb.
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A hairstyle popularized by Rock Band. Basically three tentacles of hair going to the side of one's face, with the tips died a certain color. Sort of like a triple emover.
Guy: I want my rock band guy to have a squeeb!
Other guy: Why? The squeeb is gay!
Guy: No it isnt!
Other guy: I'm embarrassed to have you as my drummer.
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Squeeb is a word that can be used in place of any other word. One who has forgotten the word that they want to use may instead inject the word Squeeb.
Did you see that little squeeb on that flower?
by GregSqueeb June 21, 2009
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A squeeb is a person who demonstrates stupidity when they talk. Calling someone a squeeb is dissing them for their ignorance of normal human behaviour.
Mr. Di Sano is a big squeeb and doesn't know what he is talking about.
by Chris D. E. November 09, 2008
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noun. Male ejaculate.
adj. Containing the male ejaculate.
n. Roomate is discussing a friend's sex life:

"That's alot of squeeb, dude."

adj. As a father is gathering son's clothes for the wash:

"Woah, Dad...that's my squeeb sock!"
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