A Hilarious Substitute for a curse word
Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
Smurf 2: smurf yea
Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it
by Sam Wolfand March 28, 2005
A person hired by a Meth cook to purchase psuedoephedrine for them at a local pharmacy.
James: Hello, I would like the your Equate cold formula 90 count please.

Pharmacist: You went over your three box limit 2 weeks ago, get out of my store you stupid smurf.
by That Guy81 November 14, 2011
In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.
Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.
by tastelikecrab February 07, 2009
Are A Colony Of Blue Men Who All Rape 1 Woman
1st Smurf:Man i totally SMURFED smurfette last night
Other Smurfs:Me To!
by Bartimeaus April 10, 2006
Term used in online gaming to signify a famous person playing games under a fake name. Term was coined by Warcraft legend "Shlonglor."
We lost to those smurfs: they were better than we thought they would be.
by GringoSuperStar June 02, 2003
UN Soldiers, Term derived from the characteristic blue helmets.
Oh great, here come the Smurfs.
by wodnerduck October 02, 2004
Little blue bastards who use the word "smurf" as a noun, verb, adverb, and adjective. In Smurfland they rule the Realm. But in Middle Earth they are used for sexual practices to tickle the inside of the rectum of the Masters and Lords of the Hobbits in Gondor. However, that's only 10% of them. Within Gondor Smurfs are hunted and killed for the most part.

Smurfs are vicious drunks within their realm. They abuse Smurffet, the only female in the village, and run trains on her. They smurf her with their smurfing rods until she smurfs all over herself. 6 out of the 7 days of the week she runs her trick ass up and down the main road in the valley to the highest bidder. They also gang up on squirrels and tie them down and piss on their faces while Pappa Smurf thrusts his smurf spear into the anal cavity of the defenseless animal. Sometimes Smurffet will drug Pappa Smurf's coffee and will sodomize his blue balled ass until his smurf balls explode smurf juice everywhere.
These Smurfs are terrible creatures to ass rape squirrels
by The Informant99 January 14, 2012
Tiny blue humanoids that live in mushrooms
Vanity Smurf is the gay one!
by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 08, 2004

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