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Azrael is the angel of death, Deployed by god, he needs no weapons, he only needs to collect souls.
"Azrael is coming to get me!"
by The Evil One April 07, 2005
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American teacher teaching English in Japan famous for his "I am a Japanese schoolteacher" blog.


He gets Kancho'd a lot.
See www.outpostnine.com for further details.
by Praetoriani May 11, 2005
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The given name for the angel of death. He "escorts you" when it is your time to go.
not to be confused with the rest of your idiotic definitions
by vincent December 16, 2003
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In mythology, he is the angel of death.
In Kevin Smith's movie Dogma, he is a muse, a self proclaimed artist, who refused to fight on either side when there was a war fought between heaven and hell, he chose not to fight on either side, waiting to see which side won, before deciding where he stood, a true fence sitter, anyway when all was said and done, it could be argued that he remained neutral but he was kind of screwed for being such a coward... ln the film he was played by Jason Lee...the same guy from Mallrats who said, say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
anyway: So after the fallen were banished to hell, God turned on those who wouldn't fight, and Azrael was sent down with the demons.
Azrael: Oh no, I've seen way too many Bond movies to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.
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Azrael: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.
OR my favourite:
Azrael: But I'm a fuckin' demon.
by kateR September 06, 2005
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The ArchAngel of Death in Hebrew and Islamic Theologies. The deliverer of souls.
Azrael is the Angel of Death who is "forever writing in a large book and forever erasing what he writes: what he writes is the birth of man, what he erases is the name of the man at death."
by Mr.Keekles May 25, 2005
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A very adorable young man, who is very smart and witty! Takes pride in his work and what he does. Can usually charm a girl just with his smile. Azrael is nothing but nice, and fun and playful like a dog!

Azrael's usually end up with girl's by the name of Elise, Emily, Emma,etc.
Wow look at Azrael he's so cute!

I know right?! Too bad he's with Emily.
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