spoogebag 

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

spoogebag by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Schmoozebag

A douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors.

"Look at that guy. He's actually pretending his boss' jokes are funny. What a Schmoozebag"

Schmoozebag by Social descender December 5, 2012

sloosebag 

A person, gernearlly a female who has proven time after time that she whores it up and is all around a complete waste of space..

damnnnn, that bitch is such a sloosebag

or

deena you are a complete sloosebag

sloosebag by selfishpanda June 11, 2006

smoobag 

Something very cute that you want to spoon- spooning leads to forking

your such a smoobag

hey smoobag

smoobag by laurence wild September 22, 2007

snoozebag 

someone who is very boring.

'God, Ucker is such a snoozebag'

snoozebag by Rosel November 2, 2005

snoozeball 

Someone (usually male) who is completely boring and has no gusto. Can also refer to someone who is like a robot.

Hey Al Gore is the perfect example of a snoozeball.

snoozeball by DrMcHottie March 9, 2016

Smooobag

Your one true love who loves you forever

Your the bestest smooobag a man / women could ask for .

Smooobag by Smoooness April 23, 2018