rate my smoothy 

This is when a lady shaves her naughty parts totally bare and has friends vote on how much they like it.

Cindy shaved her vigina and showed it to all of her girl friends and asked them to "rate my smoothy". on a scale of 1-10

rate my smoothy by eddie21 February 3, 2010

Smoothio 

(noun) An extremely suave individual. Also can be used as a sarcastic, derogatory term. In the negative connotation, it is generally written in italics. Originating in Eugene, Oregon circa 1997 with the nicknaming of one "Smoothio The Cat" -- a hyperactive kitten that was quite entertaining and believed to be on a permanent drug euphoria due to ingesting catnip. The actual coining of the term is credited to Andrew of "Che Mattina" & "Dos Banos" infamy. It is now a commonly used term on Myspace.com and other blog sites and has been perpetuated by Flax, president of Smoothio Films. See also "Smoothia", the female variation of this term originated by Irene.

Look at the way that fool wears his pants -- what a Smoothio!

Smoothio by Flax Glor November 30, 2006

banana smoothy 

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.

Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?

banana smoothy by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012

smoothy 

A smoothy talkin person, someone who has a way with words!

Kavan "hey what ya sayin? 369 Damn Your Fine!!"

Tara "Thank you, your a rare smoothy!"

Kavan "if you think i have a way with word, you should see me paint a picture!!, Che Mayn!!"

smoothy by Kavan December 28, 2005

smoothy 

an iron, something that smoothes wrinkles

i went to my ho's house to get some stank on my hang down and she hit me with a smoothy

smoothy by fruetel November 10, 2008

smoothy outercourse 

When a women's vagina is too small for intercourse, so the man must rub his penis on the outside of it instead

Well since your vaginal opening surgery is not till next week, I guess we can have some more smoothy outercourse.

smoothy outercourse by GalenG January 11, 2009

blumpkin smoothy 

Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.

Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.

blumpkin smoothy by Funny Pants February 9, 2010