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Smoothwall 

An evil tool made by Satan to stop little kids from watching porn.
Damn it! Smoothwall blocked it!!!!!!!
Smoothwall by meinspitzname March 11, 2016

Smoothwalled 

Smoothwall is a software that is used to filter and block websites online. The most piss taking example of being smoothwalled is in school.
Student 1: Hey do you wanna play fireboy and watergirl with me?
Student 2: Sure I’ll load it up now
Student 1: Oh No it’s blocked

Student 2: Damn we got smoothwalled
Student 1: What does that mean?
Student 2: It means the site was blocked. It was filtered for time wasting :(
Smoothwalled by noticeboard June 6, 2018

Smoothwall 

An extraordinary serene and flat wall. Much like a protracted embankment of the tremendous facade.
Person 1: "Hey man, you look kinda grumpy.."

Person 2: "Yeah well, someone excised my mischief art from the Smoothwall."

Person 1: "Aw shucks".
Smoothwall by vuldom May 28, 2018

Smoothwall 

The page I get greeted with 50% of the time when browsing the interwebz on the school network.
Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026