A unit of measurement commonly used by Boilermakers working at the Tilden Mine. Usually equals 5’7’’ or 5’8 1/2’’
by Jcop015 March 13, 2020
Means Having a little Penis or not meeting up to the standard size that a woman desires in A mans Genital area.in other words a guy who has a Little Johnny.
Your not Packin down there so there for you have a Smoot !
Baby My stroke game is nice.oh really cus from what I heard u got a smoot !
Girl my sexlife sucks its no fun when we do it.Girl are you telling me that Jerod has a SMOOT !
Baby My stroke game is nice.oh really cus from what I heard u got a smoot !
Girl my sexlife sucks its no fun when we do it.Girl are you telling me that Jerod has a SMOOT !
by Hoodbonics November 8, 2018
v., to (usually) vaginally penetrate two women at the same time with a double-ended dildo. Named for NFL player Fred Smoot, who performed the procedure on two strippers during the Minnesota Vikings "love boat" scandal.
Yo man, you should have come to Trevor's bachelor party. Julian totally smooted these two fine strippers.
by Fred Smoot fan March 25, 2007
A small hole or archway, left in the bottom of a drystone wall to allow rabbits to pass in and out of fields, but too small to allow sheep to pass through. Often seen in the Lake District, Cumbria.
The rabbit escaped through the smoot.
by Joey-beans October 6, 2005
Smoot.
1) An adjective referring to a "Shit-bag." A term referencing a piece of shit.
2) An adjective referring to a Blue Falcon or a Buddy Fucker."
3) An adverb referring to a lie, or the concept of lying.
1) An adjective referring to a "Shit-bag." A term referencing a piece of shit.
2) An adjective referring to a Blue Falcon or a Buddy Fucker."
3) An adverb referring to a lie, or the concept of lying.
"That guy just smoots about everything."
"You swapped my rounds with blanks before a mission you fucking SMOOT!"
"You slept with my wife you SMOOT!"
"You swapped my rounds with blanks before a mission you fucking SMOOT!"
"You slept with my wife you SMOOT!"
by J-Greg February 4, 2013
One who smoots. And smoots hard. Watch out, motherfuckers. School bus.
Anything withing 5 feet of teh Smoot is considered property of the sex fungeon and will be treated as such. In other words, hold on to your asses, ass holders.
Anything withing 5 feet of teh Smoot is considered property of the sex fungeon and will be treated as such. In other words, hold on to your asses, ass holders.
smoot: oh well, perhapse smoot should smoot himself to bed
mina: Hehe, yeah the Mina too
smoot: mina should smoot herself to bed?
mina: Hehe, definatley
mina: That sounds kinky....
smoot: smoot should smoot mina to bed
mina: Hehe, now THAT sounds REALLY kinky
mina: Hehe, yeah the Mina too
smoot: mina should smoot herself to bed?
mina: Hehe, definatley
mina: That sounds kinky....
smoot: smoot should smoot mina to bed
mina: Hehe, now THAT sounds REALLY kinky
by hugasaurus of the giganticock January 7, 2004