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1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense
1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid
by eLMoe April 14, 2008
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To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...
"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"
by zimzimmerrr August 22, 2011
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