1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense
1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid
by eLMoe April 14, 2008
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A unit of distance first used for measuring the Harvard Bridge. It is named after an MIT fraternity pledge at Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity, Oliver R. Smoot (class of 1962), who in October, 1958 was rolled head over heels by his fraternity brothers to measure the length of the bridge. The smoot is equal to his height: 5'7" (1.70 m).
Harvard Bridge is 364.4 Smoots and one
ear.
by TexasDex February 25, 2005
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Crazy cool people. In others words the most awesome kind of people there is.
"Oh my gosh Corinna and Kristy are a couple of smootes"
by Cuhreenuh October 28, 2007
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79% of the earth is covered by water
the rest is covered by smoot
by mike December 6, 2004
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The wetness that you get on your finger when you scratch your ass crack. Smoot smells foul and it comes in handy when giving someone a dirty Sanchez.
My back sweat rolls down in my crack, creating smoot.
by Chazbanx March 4, 2014
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A game like tag.

The rules are:
1. Any number of people can play
2. The game can be played either every day or hour.
3. To smoot is to touch other person and say "smoot"

4. Once smooted you are not out of the game

but you cannot smoot a person who has smooted you
until the next day or hour.
5. The game goes on forever and never ends.
6. In case of a tie both players must wait 5 min before they can
smoot each other again.
Guy 1: hey man high five!
(hands make contact)
Guy 1: smoot!
by Ignigknokt June 29, 2009
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To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...
"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"
by zimzimmerrr August 22, 2011
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