smoot 

A unit of distance first used for measuring the Harvard Bridge. It is named after an MIT fraternity pledge at Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity, Oliver R. Smoot (class of 1962), who in October, 1958 was rolled head over heels by his fraternity brothers to measure the length of the bridge. The smoot is equal to his height: 5'7" (1.70 m).

Harvard Bridge is 364.4 Smoots and one
ear.

smoot by TexasDex February 24, 2005

smoot 

79% of the earth is covered by water

the rest is covered by smoot

smoot by mike December 5, 2004

Smoot 

The wetness that you get on your finger when you scratch your ass crack. Smoot smells foul and it comes in handy when giving someone a dirty Sanchez.

My back sweat rolls down in my crack, creating smoot.

Smoot by Chazbanx March 13, 2014

smoot 

A game like tag.

The rules are:
1. Any number of people can play
2. The game can be played either every day or hour.
3. To smoot is to touch other person and say "smoot"

4. Once smooted you are not out of the game

but you cannot smoot a person who has smooted you
until the next day or hour.
5. The game goes on forever and never ends.
6. In case of a tie both players must wait 5 min before they can
smoot each other again.

Guy 1: hey man high five!
(hands make contact)
Guy 1: smoot!

smoot by Ignigknokt June 29, 2009

Smoot 

A unit of measurement commonly used by Boilermakers working at the Tilden Mine. Usually equals 5’7’’ or 5’8 1/2’’

The patch in the duct work needs to be a Smoot tall by 2 Smoot’s wide

Smoot by Jcop015 March 13, 2020

Smoot 

Means Having a little Penis or not meeting up to the standard size that a woman desires in A mans Genital area.in other words a guy who has a Little Johnny.

Your not Packin down there so there for you have a Smoot !

Baby My stroke game is nice.oh really cus from what I heard u got a smoot !

Girl my sexlife sucks its no fun when we do it.Girl are you telling me that Jerod has a SMOOT !

Smoot by Hoodbonics November 7, 2018

smoot 

v., to (usually) vaginally penetrate two women at the same time with a double-ended dildo. Named for NFL player Fred Smoot, who performed the procedure on two strippers during the Minnesota Vikings "love boat" scandal.

Yo man, you should have come to Trevor's bachelor party. Julian totally smooted these two fine strippers.

smoot by Fred Smoot fan March 29, 2007