Smooshed

Getting drunk during a luncheon

I had 5 martinis at the luncheon. I was so smooshed!

by A. Hoang September 26, 2007

smoosh

acting like a smoosh is known to be acting like an idiot.

i smoosh ed that dog he is now pissed off haha even if it is fun.

by tarder September 28, 2005

smooshed

A girl miming that she has just came everywhere due to an excitable moment. Generally the movement consists of her hands starting near her vagina and waving outward.
Can be used as a exclamation word along with the motions.

- 2 girls listening to a guy play acoustic guitar.

Cassi - "Jesus, Jordan can play that guitar for me anytime. I just smooshed all over the place"

Amanda -"Tell me about it! Smoosh!" (hand movements)

by mandarin_AmK May 27, 2009

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 17, 2010

smoosh

1. when you have a bad hair day and you have to do something with it.

2. Can also be a word for volumising/styling or making look less scruffy.

1. Olie: my hair is wild
joanna: smoosh it

by joanna246 May 21, 2007

smoosh

A slang word created by Vanessa and Virginia. No one else gets the definition and if they try to then they are just being lame.

smoosh you smooshhead!

by AlexWreck June 8, 2004

smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016