One Eyed Smootcher 

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.

It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.

One Eyed Smootcher by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016

Smoooth 

The inexplicably warm sensation you feel when you get more than you expect. Something that is smooth beyond belief. As opposed to smooth, which is just plain smooth.

“Damn, that was smoooth. It’s like shopping with Klarna.”

Smoooth by HjelmFrilla August 20, 2020

Smootch 

1. A kiss.

Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.

2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.

1. After their date Sally gave Joe a smootch on the cheek and they parted ways for the evening.

2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"

Smootch by liveMike December 14, 2009

Pickle Smootcher 

A homosexual male that operates undercover until he gets you alone. Usually operates in bars or at the gym.

I hate to tell you this Harry, but I think the guy who just bought you a beer is a Pickle Smootcher.

Pickle Smootcher by Benny the chicken killer July 12, 2006

Saskatchewan smootch 

A friendly gesture of acknowledgement and gratitude (in word or action) between Canadians regarding items Canadian in nature. Most prevalent when both parties are outside of Canada.

Gayle found herself on the receiving end of a Saskatchewan smootch when she shared her ketchup chips with David!

Saskatchewan smootch by AllTheHarps July 30, 2018

smooooch 

n. smooooch refers to smooooch・∀・by Kors K. It is a popular song in bemani series videogames such as DDR and IIDX. The music video consists of the three sigsig bros running and bouncing around to super energetic music.

No way man! Smooooch is my favorite song too!

smooooch by sigsig bros October 10, 2019

Smoooth 

The lacking of male genitalia

Tanner is like a ken doll because he's smoooth

Smoooth by Iamwoood January 25, 2020