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Booger Bombing

The fine art of ranged booger attack. A master booger bomber is able to covertly hit a target multiple times from across an office space or over a cubicle wall without alerting the target.
"My booger bombing raids were so successful today, my boss will think he has the worse case of dandruff ever when he gets home."
by liveMike June 19, 2008
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Quant

A person who uses soulless, purely statistical means to determine and/or affect an outcome.
Joe Visionary: Building a school and lowering labor hours would improve the lives of these workers, and future generations of their children, enabling them to become self-sufficient contributors to the economy.

Quant: It would also cost more, lower productivity, raise spirits, and give them a mind of their own to branch out beyond simple labor -- not good for the bottom line, bro.
by liveMike January 11, 2014
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The legacy outlives the empire.

The theory that the things an entity contributes to benefit the world are of greater value than the contributions that benefit only the entity itself.
by liveMike February 17, 2010
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Wastelander

A person who not only loves freaking out at the annual end-of-days, blast zone celebration known as Wasteland Weekend, but carries that love into the rest of the year, enjoying things such as, (but not limited to), Mad Max, Fallout, The Blood of Heroes, and getting together/finding other Wastelanders to revel in the sun-scorched, bleach-boned, spiked-leather goodness of the post-apocalypse.
After months of raiding, the Wastelanders are gathering and headed to the Mojave to revel in madness and exult in their spoils.
by liveMike May 18, 2013
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nana nana boo boo

A phrase used to tease or taunt someone. Typically used when being pursued in a chasing game. Often followed by "stick your head in doo doo".
"Nana nana boo boo, stick your head in doo doo, you can't catch me!"
by liveMike February 15, 2009
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breakfast chips

The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.
After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.
by liveMike August 11, 2017
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Beltlooping

The act of a man concealing his erection by tucking the top of his penis behind his belt, or in a beltless situation, behind the waistband of his pants to hold the penis in place against his body, thus keeping the bulge hidden and preventing eye injury.

Does not work with tight fitting pants, (unless a long shirt is being worn un-tucked) .

The well endowed man must be careful with this technique as his junk can peek out above the waistline, and one slip of the shirt could create a situation far worse than just being busted with a boner.
1. Dude, your mom is so hot, I've been beltlooping since we left your house!

2. My morning wood just wouldn't go away today, I had to beltloop it till lunch.
by liveMike December 10, 2009
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