Men that like to virtue signal while wearing gay socks. These men are likely closeted homo's that are into trannies and love to give head.
by Bloody Macbeth December 12, 2022
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ambiguosly gay fraternity members who act as heterosexually as possible
"look at Gary hit on those sorority girls, everyone knows he's such a pickle smoocher"
by skott klla November 13, 2005
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Is a GAY man who loves big black dirty cock in his ass.
hey Jerome, I’m feeling like a good root smoochin in my ass right now”. Yes my nukka im giving you all 12” of my root smoocher
by Sappahire January 18, 2019
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1. A person who goes out of their way to brown nose and kiss up to others with the hope that they will be liked, accepted and befriended.
2. A facile person that is very pretentious and will act as if they admire, respect and even look up to one by constantly praising them when it is undeserved... all along with the motive of making people believe they are caring and sincere so then when they take advantage of this person or persons it is unexpected and therefore much easier put one over on them.
3. One who premeditates and targets someone and then uses their charm to manipulate them by lying and even telling them what ever it is that they think that person or persons might like to hear... all the while they have the intention of using that person or persons for their own selfish reasons later on when they deem necessary or most convenient for them.
sounds like: poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. I didn't know it was even possible for someone to be that much of pooper smoocher.
2. If they gave out trophies for being an ass kisser, her trophy would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 3, 2010
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some one who french kisses buttholes
that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.
by uberdonuts January 29, 2011
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Sucking up to someone,
Polishing apple,
To smooch somebodies poo!
A technique used worldwide, by geeks who wish to attain higher grades than people who can,
a, Play sport
b, Stand sunlight
Pete, Smooched teacher-poo to become head-boy.

"Oh Pete, you Poo-smoocher"
by Mass October 25, 2004
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