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Smokronized breathing 

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke
Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke
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smokronized breathing 

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke
Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.
Is a silly person, pet name as silly dumb dumb. A clown act, A slow thinker, not quick reactor. A slow frog leap.
Smomo is someone silly and dumb, in a pet loving manner. A slow leap.
Smomo by Cice Rivera June 20, 2009
a slang term used on building sites in Australia, meaning a morning-tea break, or a smoke break.
"we'll knock off at 11 for smoko"
"grab us some pies for smoko"
smoko by Drago March 28, 2003
(Australian) Noun: A short break from work, typically morning or afternoon and the time normally needed to have a toilet break, smoke a cigarette (hence the origin of the word) and possibly have a coffee and/or a light meal.
1) It’s been a bugger of a morning, thank God we got smoko coming up!
2) I’m new around here. What time is smoko?
Smoko by AussieHelaman May 31, 2018

Ninja Smokeout 

When a friend secretly smokes you out at an awkward or boring social event.
remember the time you guys smoked me out when i was watching eclipse with my girlfriend? man that was a pro ninja smokeout
Ninja Smokeout by SirSmokeaLotz December 23, 2010
Smoko is a term used in Australia and New Zealand by builders and the likes. It's a break where the employee's go and have a durry, and probably a pie too.
"Kia ora bro, whens smoko"
"in 10 minutes mate"
Smoko by Kiwiboiiii May 16, 2018