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Not acting like a male figure would. Willie Morris 1934 James Jones and his friend Willie Morris and their two boys toured the battlefields of the American Civil War in 1976. In A Friendship, Morris remembered their visit to Antietam, were in one day in 1862, 23,000 men and boys were killed and wounded. From James Jones: A friendship
James: "One of the things most people do not understand is the physical hardship a solder goes threw even when he's not being shot at. If we had been living then and been here, we'd probably fought against each other." Jim: "Yeah, I guess that true." Working their way threw Nicodemus Hill the fog and rain the day waned on. Down the Smoketown Lane and past the Roulette Farmhouse to Sunken lane. Now know as Bloody Lane. It was here along a line of a thousand yards that the Confederate center took it's stand. Thousands of them firing at close quarters against Federal troops across the crests ridge. The battle lasting three hrs. As far as the eye could see, body's lay strewn in piles across the whole ridge. Jim: "They way men go to die. (looking down the ridge) It's incredibly sad. It breaks my heart. You wounder why it is necessary, why human beings have to do that to each other. This reminds me a little of Europe, where every blade of grass has twenty-one drops of human blood on it. That's why Europe is so goddamned green." Two Boys: Why do men do it? Why did they do it here? James: Well..." he paused, to the sound of rain on the roof. "I think it's more because they didn't want to appear unmanly in front of their friends." |
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| 2. | Darius Perkins | ||
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P-I-M-P from Smoketown a.k.a Silsbee Texas
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anonymous
Oct 24, 2003
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| 3. | Silsbee | ||
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A.K.A. Smoketown. Home to Silsbillies. Average IQ: 54. Average income: Welfare. Demographic: 50% white, 50% black, but feels like 10% white, 90% black due to excessive audio pollution. Crime rate: cheap, mostly free. City color: Green. It's the color of money and weed. City song: "Thug Livin'". Average Education: Sex. Most visited website: girlsgonewild.com Favorite Restaurant: McDonald's. Favorite Prom Picture Location: McDonald's. Largest Employer: McDonald's. Most Purchased Item: Bullets, Hand Lotion. Favorite shopping location : TIE- Dollar General, Goodwill. Most Densley Populated Areas: Projects, hood, KFC, County Jail, back of patrolman's car "Kat Williams said that when he is away from Detroit, Silsbee feels like home."
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| 4. | Homocycle | ||
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A regular Unicycle, Bicycle or Tricycle with the seat pad removed leaving only the seat pole. Old lady: Did you see that young man riding that bike with no seat? It looks very uncomfortable!
Young boy: Yeah Nan, It was a total homocycle! |
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| 5. | Inkblind | ||
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The Phenomena where a regularly unattractive or unpleasant person becomes attractive to the opposite sex after receiving multiple body art or tattoos. Girl: Wow! John looks alot hotter then when he was in school.
Guy: He looks the same to me, he just has Tats! Girl: I'm gonna ask him out. Guy: Your so Inkblind. |
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