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Smoke Hole 

A surgically created orifice in the trachea that is most often the result of heavy chain smoking. The stoma, for some people, provides for another available hole for the fucking.
I stuck my penis in Rachel’s smoke hole last night. Bitch couldn’t breath but man it was sure warm and tight.

That prostitute I picked up last night had a smoke hole. For an extra $5 she removed the cover and let me bang that extra fuck hole.
Smoke Hole by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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smoke hole 

The area near a building where smokers tend to congregate. Often the destination of a smoke break.
There were five old women puffing away in the smoke hole when I walked outside.
smoke hole by madSimon June 27, 2006

Smokey hole 

Liquid fire causing a burning sensation of the spinchter.
Jenny ate some jalepeno poppers last night and this morning she has the post-consumption smokey hole.
Smokey hole by Two Knives Tan October 15, 2008

Smokerholic

Someone who is really addicted to smoking
Someone who dont put a pack of fags down
Mate you have had 20 fags in 2 hours, your a right smokerholic!
Smokerholic by Jj06 July 1, 2006

Smokeholery 

The act of blowing smoke up a person/organisation's arse.
That wine-chugging blowhard Sam Allardyce was on the telly last night - nothing but Premier League smokeholery all night!
Smokeholery by Bob_Carrolgees December 23, 2018

Smoke Em Out of the Holes

When role playing as George and Laura Bush
"My wife and I played a mean game of "Smoke Em Out of the Holes last night", I think we broke a lamp."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026