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Smoke off 

Smoke off (n.):
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
Stoner 1: "Smo smo smoke off pussies, I'm not even high"
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"

An hour or so later

Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.

Smoke Me Off 

An insult similar to suck me off but with decorative variation and added humour that makes it sound better.
P1: mate you couldn't score in a brothel
P2: shutup you gay
P1: smoke me off
Smoke Me Off by felixg123 January 12, 2011

Smoke it off 

Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.
Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off
Smoke it off by FioKioSio June 27, 2023

smoke your face off

The term used for smoking so much dank your face is numb / feels completely gone
God damn steve i think you fucking smoke your face off; i feel very facesmokedoffish at the moment; Smoke your face off
smoke your face off by harleywood December 31, 2008

Jerk off and smoke Newports 

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026