Way of paying large amounts of tax.
Dont talk to me about income tax... i smoke
by oracle March 13, 2004
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My Powerbook smoked your G4 in those performance benchmarks!
by Bungalow Bill October 18, 2001
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Slang for cigarettes, cigars, or pipes.
Go in there and buy me some smokes.
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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smoke-_- from the irc phrase meaning
"without penis" recently changed to
"shag sheep"
I saw a farmer smoke-_- one of his lambs, he loved it
by wellard April 26, 2004
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Military Slang (all 4)
1) To order a subordinate do excercises until completely exhausted, often as a punishment.
2) To be, or to have body parts, in a condition of extreme exhaustion or muscle failiure, as a result of exercise.
3) Artillery fire, mortar fire, or fire from close air support aircraft, especially from the point of view of the Forward Observer and acompanying Infantrymen.
4) To run away, hide, or conceal oneself, either as if using smoke grenades, or while actually using them.
1) Private Smith was late for formation, so he got smoked all afternoon.
2) My arms are smoked, time to stop the push-ups and move on to sit-ups.
3) After a few minutes of exchanging small arms fire with the hostiles, our forward observer brought smoke on 'em and it was over.
4) The Battallion Commander was looking for someone to clean his office, so they popped smoke (they left quickly).
4a) We were out in the open and taking fire, so we popped smoke and withdrew into the woods.
by SPCMD December 9, 2006
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1. n. any leafy organic substance that is ignited and inhaled for recreation
2. v. to defeat a competitor with full force or vigor, especially in motor sports or tennis
3. v. To play or perform energetically
4. v. To kill with a firearm or artillery
1. Let's step outside for a smoke.
2. Lindsay Davenport smoked Alina Jidkova in the first round.
3. The band was really smoking in the second set.
4. But they were enemy and we smoked them without hesitation.
by the migster June 21, 2005
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A disgusting habit that slowly kills you. An insane amount of teenagers now smoke. It is commonly believed that they smoke because they want to "be cool". This may be true for some, but the real reason is the enormous amounts of stress they face today. The only way that parents are going to get their kids to stop smoking is to chill the fuck out.
I used to smoke, but I quit because it is detrimental to my health, smells bad, and is just plain fucking stupid.

The only way to get kids to stop smoking is for parents to not put so much stress on their offspring.
by exsmoker March 18, 2009
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