smorchy bear 

A Smorchy Bear is a large but doisle creature that is astoundingly rare. Not much is nown about the reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear but more is being learnt as the scientific community accels. The Smorchy Bear is said to enjoy the company of small children. One witness of the Smorchy Bear observed it performing a strange ritual with its hand whilst its back was turned. This is said by some to be the Smorchy Bear practising for mating so that the beast can be the best it can be when it does finally encounter a mate.

Prince Jeffery Alexander observed the offspring of a Smorchy Bear whilst out on his morning stroll. He relayed his encouted to his chum Sir Walter Adams. Sir Walter told Prince Jeffery of the rare nature and the unknown reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear and he was positively astounded.
"I had no idea of the rarity of the creature I just saw. I appreciate your knowledge on the subject" said a wide eyed Prince Jeffery. After their deep conversaton they enjoyed a game of badminton which Sir Walter narrowly defeated the Prince. They then sat down and had a meal of beef and enjoyed themselves immensly

smorchy bear by J-Dawgy dawy/pac May 19, 2006

smerch

someone waves back when waved to; a kind stranger

"Oh they waved back when he drove by, he's a smerch!"

smerch by nate archbold January 12, 2021

smorch

when you kiss someone with morning breath

my girlfriend spent the night and when she woke up, she gave me the nastiest smorch.

smorch by Gayel March 13, 2017

Smorch

A smoking porch

I’m gonna rip a cig on the Smorch

Smorch by Urmom morning November 10, 2020

Smerchpilled 

People who are smerchpilled have a vast knowledge of movies and are quick witted. They can be often seen with chubby short people because themselves are usually tall and lanky. These people usually act like they have the best music taste in the world (and they do). People usually become smerchpilled after listening to XFM or playing Portal 2.

Person 1 : Hey do you like portal 2??
Peron 2 : Yeah that game made me smerchpilled.

Smerchpilled by Kerp1uunk July 24, 2021