Noise you make with your mouth, resembling a penis getting pulled out of a mouth, butt, or vagina.

How to do: Close your lips, suck your lips into your mouth, suck in some more creating pressure, open your lips a little, then open them all the way, creating a smock!
"Hey guys, watch me smock!" *SMOCK SMOCK SMOCK*
by Kenny Olson September 05, 2006
A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.
If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon."
by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004
A boy or man with a small cock. Very very small cock.
Girl: Wow look at that really hot guy!!! Friend: Yea I would hit if he didn't have a smock.

The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.

Get that microscopic smock away from me.
by Rock LCR 904 October 01, 2013
smock-ing, smock-ed

1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time

3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting
1. "I smocked your sister in the face." or "When i saw your mom i smocked myself."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."

3. "European guys look gay when they smock."
by troxnor September 11, 2009
something that gets dirty. usually descibes a filthy skank with a false sense of entitlement who may be cognitively delayed. can be used as an insult.
Hey man, there's a smock confirmed over there. or That stupid smock served me raw meat!
by ronsmock January 31, 2014
verb - to smile with one's penis.
That guy had such an erection he was rock hard and smocking.
by Bill.i.am September 23, 2009
a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act
"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 01, 2005
A excessively large shirt. If someone is seen to be wearing a smock, it is necessary to yell out 'smock' to inform them if they are unaware of the fashion crime they are committing.
Check out Lachlan's smock!

Holy crap that is a huge smock! What a prick!
by Cheech1990 May 29, 2007

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