by DaveOUK November 17, 2008
The most American title a Smith can be bestowed. This was created when a certain sect of the Smith family that formed in the early 1900s after an extremely American boy was born to an extremely American family. He had many children, the oldest of which passed on this nickname of Americanness and passed it down to his son, who had earned the title at only fourteen. Many claim this title, but there is only one Smitty family.
Andre: Wow, Smitty's so American. He does things normal people find fucked up and isn't afraid of admitting it.
by TheDanzanator March 27, 2010
Her boyfriend had smitties with hairy moles on them. She preferred that he kept his shirt on while they engaged in sexual intercourse because his smitties made her tiny titties look like pimples.
by jemenoki September 13, 2013
A smitty is a retarded male squirrel that enjoys beating its dick to pictures of pedophiles raping dogs
by Nut_Buster April 13, 2017
used to refer to a student who has a strong sexual attraction to his teacher
also someone who tries to masturbate in class
also someone who tries to masturbate in class
Bob: "Why were you jerking off in class?"
Erik: " Because the teacher is hot!"
Bob: "You're such a smitty!"
Erik: " Because the teacher is hot!"
Bob: "You're such a smitty!"
by ub3rpwn3d January 22, 2009
Fucked upppppppp
by Tooly McToolerson July 20, 2010
by Pirate1234 February 7, 2011