smiley gladhands 

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

smiley gladhands by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

Reassurance Smiley 

When someone says something that may otherwise be mistaken as serious, but follows it with a smiley that helps reduce the tension and lets the second person know it was a joke.

Dude 1: Your mothers a filthy whore
Dude 1: :P (reassurance smiley)

Dude 2: lol

Reassurance Smiley by Chocosaurus February 25, 2010

Smiley Miley 

A quasi-hippie brand. Yet its NPO, Happy Hippie Foundation, is awesome. Good for youth-homelessness.

Smiley Miley twerks, smiles and do philanthropy. She made my day.

Smiley Miley by tobefree June 12, 2018

upside down smiley face

When you have to make it through the day but secretly your life is shit and is going down hill.

When someone texts or snapchats me and asks how i am i reply with the upside down smiley face.

upside down smiley face by G EITAK January 13, 2016

Smiley fail 

When you save a smiley on MSN Messenger or other and it pops up without it being your intention and ruins your message.

Henrik: The other day my aunt asked me on MSN what she should get me for christmas. I wrote that I had not thought of anything special. When I looked up from my keyboard the P in special had been replaced by a penis.

Eirik: Ooh. thats an Epic Smiley Fail. What did she say?

Henrik: She pretended like nothing, but it kind of ended the whole conversation though....

Eirik: Obviously... And it probably decreased the value of your christmas present by 50%...

Henrik: Damn Msn.

Smiley fail by Mr Ragga N`Chips November 24, 2009

Condescending Smiley Face 

Condescending Smiley Face - When someone uses a smiley-face in an obviously heated text-based argument in an attempt to seem 'better' or 'above' the other person.

e.g. of a Condescending Smiley Face: The context is an argument on youtube over something stupid. "If you'd actually read the date though you'd realise you're wrong :)"

Condescending Smiley Face by AcidCH August 3, 2013

Mr. Smiley 

a legal herbal blend that when smoked gives you a marajuana like high. it is sold as herbal insence. it ranges from about 10 to 20 dollars per gram and can be found in truck stops and head shops.

Person 1: LEMME GET SOME OF THAT WEED
Person 2: nah this aint weed nigga
Person 1: what u smokin then
Person 2: MR. SMILEY, this shits off da hook bieotch

Mr. Smiley by DEATHBLOCKCOCKROCK October 22, 2010