A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)
Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET
by Short Cunt September 20, 2014
by masta J March 13, 2005
by LaLaLambchop28 August 12, 2008
by Bustedjaouted March 23, 2008
by tellelabin January 16, 2014
A sexy ass short person thats not a midget. A person completely cool and knows everything. Smidgets will rule the world.
by My Stomach is a bottomless pit May 6, 2008
smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.
youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted
by shmorts March 22, 2009