smashternoon 

When you spend the afternoon in bed with your partner having sex, sex, sex.

Smashing for the afternoon.

"I had a wonderful smashternoon with Sascha yesterday and left her pussy completely raw."

smashternoon by Limitless1 March 9, 2019

Smashterbate 

Masterbating while extremely intoxicated

Smashterbate - I don't remember smashterbating last night becuase I blacked out, but I'm sure I enjoyed myself

Smashterbate by RP DP April 22, 2011

smashterbate 

To pleasure oneself until pain sets in

Kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.

smashterbate by Requiett January 3, 2005

smashterbation

Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.

Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.

smashterbation by yoodooright April 14, 2008

smashtercourse 

1. Lying about having sex with someone, when in fact you did not.

2. Having sex with someone when doing so is improbable/impossible.

Miamiballinboy had smashtercourse with anyone.

smashtercourse by 2003alum December 7, 2007

smashterd 

the point inebriation that is so great that you become a mix of smashed and plastered. to become smashterd is a dark and messy path but will be alright theres a high probability of memory loss.

you: brett what happened last night?
brett: dude you were so smashterd last night you drank a whole bottle of jack.
you: AWESOME i cant remember anything!

smashterd by wadefizzle May 30, 2010

Smashterbating 

As used in "Deadpool and Wolverine"

When using 2 Hulk-Hand toys together to ravish ones penis.

I'm sorry you caught me Smashterbating in the lobby.

Smashterbating by Darth Dragonzord August 4, 2024