smerff 

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others

Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"

smerff by Matt March 6, 2005

shmerffle

The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.

"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"

shmerffle by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008

smeff 

Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".

"I like that song that Smeff played at Glastonbury."

smeff by 73737 February 1, 2008

SMURFF

Pimp, Player, the king of Gs a wingman u can rely on down for anything nothing homo though

Damn SMURFF is a G.

SMURFF is the best.!

SMURFF by Rabiosa December 31, 2011

Smurffed

Originated in the small town of Norton, MA. This is a popularly used term when referencing a high. Is used as a way to express ones mind-state after alcohol or marijuana intake.

Wow i am "smurffed" right now!

I'm about to get "smurffed" in a bit.

Smurffed by Collegekidd December 28, 2010

smirff 

awesome people who die their hair blue and are short..not to be confused with smurf

"that chick is a smirff"

smirff by jessicamessica February 18, 2009

Smeeff 

Flamingo with antlers.

Damn, look at those smeeff's antlers

Smeeff by xthatstupidhoex July 28, 2010