smerking 

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

smerking by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

Smerfing 

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

Smerfing by WordMann68 February 22, 2011

smerting 

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

smerting by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

smerting 

Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.

Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."

smerting by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smerging 

when a male sniffs the seat of womens bicycles ad maturbates over the aroma

lee saw stella riding her bike through the park, as she dismounted he promptly placed his nose on the warm seat and began smerging as hard as he could until he cum in his pants.

smerging by stellahogan October 14, 2008

sereing 

when your boobs are falling out of your shirt, usually purposely but on accident as well, and you need to pull up your cami/undershirt to hide them.

Hey, your sereing fix that and pull up your shirt hoe.

sereing by bhomies August 13, 2008

Smoreing 

The act of making smores.

I was just about to start smoreing when you called me!

Smoreing by Maemaemaemaeeam October 18, 2008