Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.

Oh, Jacques Chirac is just engaging in his usual smalldickery.

smalldickery by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006

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smalldickmobile

A high performance sports car (usually a ferrari, lamborghini, porsche, maserati etc...) that is bought (or rented) in order to attract women and compensate for a small penis. Also, the owner/renter has never worked on it, and sends it to a shop for modifications or repairs.

Beverly Hills is full of people and their smalldickmobiles.

Joe: Hey dude check out that guy in that new ferrari!
Bob: You mean the smalldickmobile?

A level of arrogance comes with owning a smalldickmobile

Girl: A guy in a smalldickmobile tried to make a pass at me!
Girl 2: You didn't get in?
Girl: No way! That guy doesn't have the balls to own a man's car!

smalldickmobile by Bob Johnson-Smith June 28, 2012

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smellica

A dandy girl who has a reputation of being smelly she is been known to be seen with Smellangie---another smelliful person!

Ohh Smellica you are sooo hot!

smellica by The origninal October 15, 2006

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Swelladickalitus

Medical condition where the male penis swells up. Only known treatments are a strong dose of blowjobicillian or soaking it insideher. Sometimes it takes multiple doses to reach a temporary remission.

Man I’m having a relapse of swelladickalitus!

Swelladickalitus by Dr. Booty M.D. December 18, 2017

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