smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.

One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmaintenance by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020

smellstain 

A smellstain is a stain left not by a matter of mark but by the matter of smell

Example
Koutsou walked into the room to rest his head on the pillow to smell hannah had left a smellstain from the curry that she had eaten by sitting on his pillow for support

smellstain by KoutsouJoyce November 19, 2018

Smegsanchez 

the art of chiseling of the steamy pile of smeg cheese from the end of the cock, from many weeks of not washing, and generously smearing a fingerfull onto your girlfriends lip.

"damn dave i didnt know your dad had a moustache,
oh no thats just my girl friend, i done some seriously good smegsanchezing last night!

Smegsanchez by Samray185 March 8, 2007

sebstain 

big dick but small boobs

He has sebstain.

sebstain by mixstrid September 3, 2022

spedstain 

A permanent special needs person, meaning they will never leave, and forever be sped.

“You’re literally a spedstain”

spedstain by iluvbbm November 18, 2023

spedstain 

A permanent special needs person. Meaning they will forever be sped.

“Your dad made a spedstain… it’s you.”

spedstain by iluvbbm November 18, 2023

spedstain 

A spedstain is usually used to refer to someone who doesn’t know a basic thing, or something that is obvious to anyone around them. Commonly used out of rage.

Brody: GET IT.
Claire: Where is it?
Brody: IT’S RIGHT THERE YOU SPEDSTAIN.

spedstain by iluvbbm December 23, 2023