Smegs 

A dank white substance seen on both male and female genitalia. Smells excruciatingly bad, and is often used as another word for cocksniff.

"Lauren, how don't you know what smegs is?"

'Squintang your smegs is really bad today."

Smegs by danksmegs101 September 4, 2013

Scrambled Smegs 

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

Scrambled Smegs by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Bacon and Smegs 

A tasty morning snack composed of both crispy bacon and smegma over easy

Hey man my dad just bought us some smegma want me to cook us up some bacon and smegs?

Bacon and Smegs by Imbatman July 5, 2012

Smegma Male 

A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .

Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .

Yeah he has become a true smegma male .

Smegma Male by Hanza30 August 12, 2021

segsy 

it’s sexy but like ✨𝓼𝓮𝓰𝓼𝔂✨

“Tana looks so segsy today”

segsy by segsy bitch August 18, 2020

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.

One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmaintenance by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020

smegg nog

A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.

Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"

smegg nog by terminal2 December 23, 2008