Smegmorize 

1.Everyone has a friend/friends that do this from time to time, they will go out to a bar/restaurant and run up the bill and all of a sudden, oops! I forgot/lost my wallet

Person 1. "Dam bro we ran up $250 on just drinks, thats not even including our food."
Person 2."Oh man, i lost my wallet, my bad dude, just pay for me and next time is on me."
Person 1. " Dude, you just totally smegmorized me!"

Smegmorize by Dallas from Homestead January 5, 2009

Smegmarized 

Entranced by hideous genitals.

Dude, your dick cheese has me smegmarized!

Smegmarized by ThorninmyPride December 21, 2010

Smegmatize 

The act or action of smothering another’s object with smegma- whether they are using it or not.

X: Did you see what Kyle did to Jenny after they broke up?

Y: No, what’d he do?

X: He smegmatized all of her shit bro! She opened her computer and WA-BANG, smegma-smothered!

Y: I always knew Kyle had a cheesy penis.

Smegmatize by raunchyraul December 26, 2021

Smegmelier 

He is a master of cock cheese pairings. He has an understanding of dick dairy unknown to the unsmegnitiated
He manages a stable of cheesy dicks with an iron fist. He enforces a smegmocratic smegmathoritian society.
He maintains a hyper mobile smegmilitary with an expansive arsenal of smegmatomic bombs.
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The smegmelier recommends a pairing of our fine local smegouda with a natty light.

Smegmelier by Ziggatron September 20, 2025