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1.
to smoke marijuana; the words SMOKE and WEED put together.
"Yo man, let's smeed this weekend."
by Kyle Evans May 01, 2007
 
2.
owns everyone
* was owned by smeed
by orvar November 24, 2003
 
3.
Someone who is Uncool , lame , loser

other forms include Smeedle , smeedles
Why did you invite Carl hes such a Smeed.

dang man don't be a Smeed.

this place is full of Smeeds.
by Jack Herb October 23, 2013
 
4.
ass
I'll get right in your smeed.
by smeedworm September 11, 2003
 
5.
small -
your tits are a little smeed.
by smeedpecker September 11, 2003