woke smeed

The modern defintion of incinerating cannibus products for medical and/or recreational usage.

Take 1st letter of 1st word and 1st two letters from second word and switch them.
W-oke Sm-eed >>> Sm-oke W-eed

"You wanna woke smeed, nucka"
"Dude, I just go kicked wicked hard in the clackers, lets woke smeed."

by White Eyed Peas February 28, 2005

Greer Smeed

Greer Smeed means cat pubic hair.

Jessica: "Hey Shaun your cat is so hairy!"
Shaun: "Yeah, hes a big fan of having the Greer Smeed grow out"

by greersmeed October 6, 2009

woking smeed

Similar to poking smot, where you're so damn stoned you can't say "smoking weed" right.

Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?

Person B:
We were just woking smeed.

by desuforeverlulz August 16, 2011

smeed worm

a white mans chonch

man i got a smeed worm

by smeedpecker September 11, 2003

smeeds

Social media (contraction of)

I'm going off-line and giving the smeeds a break for a few days.

by Donpietro August 17, 2018

Smeed

A teacher that teaches in my school and likes to smoke weed

Wow! Mr. Smeed, r u smoking weed again? gimme some plz!

by Boiza November 7, 2018

Smeed

Where someone uses a third party to gain financially or for self gain.

Hey Dash, didn't your girlfriend to buy you a $500 soup? Your're such a smeed!

by SMSMSMS May 25, 2022