smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

smatarded by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011

Arnold SwatzaNIGGA

if Arnold Schwarzenegger was born black

yo my name is Arnold SwatzaNIGGA

Arnold SwatzaNIGGA by DeluxeSk December 14, 2014

shmatza 

a depressed or sad feeling.

you dont look to good, whats wrong??

i dont know i feel kinda shmatza.. =[

shmatza by lectora February 9, 2008

Smatta 

A "modern english (shortened)" version of saying "What's the matter?"

Person 1: "Smatta?"
Person 2: "Nothin'..."

Smatta by ModernEnglish4Evz! August 22, 2011

Smatarted 

Of being smart and retarded

Girl hey u being smart but also stupid
Girl is u mean I am being smatarted

Smatarted by Cupcake decorating August 20, 2017

Spatza 

Some YouTube troll who forces his beliefs down people's throats. Worse than ThatVeganTeacher.

Spatza: "All Religion Is False Hope"

Me:

Spatza by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021

swatzal 

the male member (german slang)

can you make me a swatzal sandwich?

swatzal by frank May 13, 2005