Definitions by lectora

shmatza 

a depressed or sad feeling.

you dont look to good, whats wrong??

i dont know i feel kinda shmatza.. =

shmatza by lectora February 9, 2008

crooked bookie 

a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.

they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.

girl one- "he's kinda cute"
girl two - "nah, he looks like a crooked bookie"

crooked bookie by lectora February 9, 2008

lectora 

an amazing person. one who is funny, funny, funny, and funny. sometimes a little crazy, and also has random outbursts of laughter and random sayings.

person 1 - heyy!
lectora - hahahahahahahahahah *snort* hahahahahahahaha

person 1 - yo homeslice
lectora - IMMA A LIMA BEAN!!!

person 1 - i feel like shmatza
lectora - yo... ahahahahhahha... i feel your pain.. BLOOP!

lectora by lectora February 9, 2008