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Smartage 

Basically smartage is a state of mind, that you reach by being dumb, incompetent or just simply stupid.
It is basically the opposite of being smart (eventhough the name might imply otherwise).
A good play of words would also be shortage that you could associate with a brain short circuit, which in other words would then lead to smartage.
- *Friend says dumb stuff* -> "You have just reached smartage"
- *Something stupid happends* -> "Smartage"
Smartage by BumbleTrixx November 29, 2020
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It's Sampson, Smartypants! 

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.

smartypants

something a five year old calls another smart five year old.
most get over it once they are past 6
five year old 1: you're such a smartypants!
five year old 2: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
smartypants by dancegal99 December 3, 2009

Smartycat 

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory
"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".
Smartycat by Smartycat May 4, 2010

Smartypants

A type of boy who is studying engineering at UCT. Generally known for sharp wit and sense of humour as well as astounding intellect. The Smartypants tends to be the loudest (usually most attractive) guy in the room, and is well liked.

Can also be used sarcastically
"That Kieran boy is a real smartypants"
Smartypants by Sm(aDt) March 26, 2009

Smartypants

1. The same thing as a smartass, but put in words you can say around children.

2. A positive connotation used to appreciate a younger one’s brilliant moment (most the time when it would be a basic standard for an older member of society to understand or accomplish).
1.
Kids: what’s couples therapy for.

Tom: well kids it means mom is working on her communication issues.

Lisa: Tom start being a smartypants and put the kids to bed

2.
Teacher: Alright does anyone know what color this is? 💧
2 year old: blue
Teacher: Awww well aren’t you a smartypants
Smartypants by What’s my handle December 31, 2019

smartypants

vision: clear
worries: reduced
love: immense
smartypants: "I am glad we are spending this day together. Yes the situation is complicated but we can find a way because we are clever." 🖤
smartypants by Krkič April 14, 2019