Smart

Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.

Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.

Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu

Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.

Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.

Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.

Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."

by Uncle Lance March 19, 2009

smart

Intelligent; marked by intelligence; a guided bomb as in a SMART bomb.

The SMART bomb hit the target with pinpoint accuracy.

Samir Mohan is smart.

by BOLt November 28, 2004

Smarts

Smarts is something that intelligent people have.

ie. What's being exported to China.

Why does our government fail?
Because we've lost our smarts.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 18, 2011

smart

It means your inteligent

This kid is really smart

by SAMIFOGPORDC April 1, 2019

smart

To be fucking retarded. If somebody calls you smart, you probably did something stupid or said something stupid.

Tim: George W Bush is a competent human being.
John: you’re fucking smart. Jesus christ

by Left_Nut69 March 10, 2020

Smartful

One who is smart and intelligant,
A smart or intelligant remark

I am too smartful!!

by Gaventar January 18, 2010

smart

someone who is clever but also a little bit cool

wow George thats so smart the way you figured out that tricky problem

by de boss March 1, 2017