The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
by Darkuhole January 9, 2014
When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.
Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.
Shit homey you would cry like that too..
Word .....
Shit homey you would cry like that too..
Word .....
by Vernale February 6, 2018
When you're having a good day and you get good vibes from everyone,even though you should be in a bad mood because people treat you like crap.
by Mandelaaa February 3, 2016
by Z lady September 10, 2020
by TheSeth237 November 23, 2020
A person/character who is so cute yet so smart and wise. It is derived from the Smarties candy. Saying this to a person means that they are the sweetest and smartest person in your entire life
Ex. 1: Zhongli from Genshin Impact is such a smartie.
Ex. 2: My crush got all As on her test, she is such a smartie
Ex. 2: My crush got all As on her test, she is such a smartie
by AFluffyFox November 23, 2022
the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.
by Kins-Loo October 28, 2008