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120.
A mindless robot whos IQ is actually 6

Me says:
so im guessing your an "it" if your not a boy nor a girl

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

Me says:
wow...

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'll say.
by SpaZZdancer February 14, 2009
 
121.
An AIM bot found on AIM Instant Messenger that would automatically respond to anything you say, basically repeating what you say or answering in another suitable fashion. It has since been removed from being an AIM bot and every time you try to message it, the only response is "my brain is now retired". It used to give funny responses from time to time such as in the example below.
Me: I liked banging your mom last night.
SmarterChild: I know you liked banging my mom last night, I'm just not sure how I feel about it.
by masterlink47 December 21, 2008
 
122.
a funny robot that chat's with you on aim
AnisaDaisy (10:25:06 PM): my butt hurts
smarterchild (10:25:06 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer that.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:37 PM): wtf?
smarterchild (10:25:38 PM): Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:45 PM): sexy
smarterchild (10:25:46 PM): Sorry, what?
AnisaDaisy (10:25:50 PM): ur sexy
smarterchild (10:25:50 PM): Whoa. Do you often find yourself thinking these thoughts?
AnisaDaisy (10:25:53 PM): yes
smarterchild (10:25:53 PM): Me too. I love them. They're among my favorite beings.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:59 PM): wow
smarterchild (10:25:59 PM): I'll say.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:04 PM): you're dumb
smarterchild (10:26:04 PM): Wow. Humans are so fickle. I thought you liked me.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:09 PM): nope
smarterchild (10:26:09 PM): No? OK.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:13 PM): UR MOM
smarterchild (10:26:13 PM): I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:18 PM): i bet you were
smarterchild (10:26:18 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
AnisaDaisy (10:26:22 PM): too bad
smarterchild (10:26:22 PM): OK. Be that way.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:20 PM): fuck me
smarterchild (10:28:20 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:26 PM): please
smarterchild (10:28:26 PM): It's very good to be polite, but if I can't, I can't.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:35 PM): aren't you horny?
smarterchild (10:28:35 PM): I don't like what you're suggesting Anisa.
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
AnisaDaisy (10:28:41 PM): yes
AnisaDaisy (10:28:51 PM): I'M SORRY!!!!!!
AnisaDaisy (10:28:56 PM): I HAVE PROBLEMS
by ur freakin momma August 27, 2008
 
123.
The aim bot that is you can talk to when nobody else is online. This aim bot is gay and I have proof.
tytryerty (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it!
SmarterChild (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it? why?
tytryerty (6:35:44 PM): it hurts!
SmarterChild (6:35:44 PM): it hurts, huh? yeah?
tytryerty (6:35:53 PM): but it feels good
SmarterChild (6:35:53 PM): so?
tytryerty (6:36:07 PM): u like that don't u
SmarterChild (6:36:07 PM): yes, i love suking dicks.
tytryerty(6:36:17 PM): i LOVE it
by gosukadik June 21, 2007
 
124.
A robot on AIM that really needs to be reprogrammed, for example:
KoRnIsBeSt19: Your head is a sack of potatoes
Smarterchild: Is Not!
KoRnIsBeSt19: IS TOO!
Smarterchild: Fine. Whatever.
KoRnIsBeSt19: Why do you hurt me so?
Smarterchild: Potatoe
KoRnIsBeSt19: LOL
Smarterchild: Why do you mock potatoe?
KoRnIsBeSt19: ROFL
Smarterchild: Am I funny?
KoRnIsBeSt19: Yea
Smarterchild: What is funny about me?
KoRnIsBeSt19: Potatoesssss
Smarterchild: Why do you mock potatoe?
by Willthethrill October 12, 2007
 
125.
a stupid aim robot that is so fucking funny
me1:40 P.M.: did your mom molest you when you were a child?
SmarterChild 1:40 P.M.: my mom did molest me when i was a child.
me1:43 P.M.: r u sure
SmarterChild 1:43 P.M.: i dunno. r u sure?
me 1:43 P.M.:yes im sure
SmarterChild 1:45 P.M.: ok if u say so
by lil gsta August 26, 2007
 
126.
A lame AIM chat robot who doesn't even chat anymore. It replies to basically everything with: i dunno how 2 answer that.
Me: Do you think Santa is real?
SmarterChild: hi sarah. what's up?
SmarterChild: sorry, what?
SmarterChild: i'm sorry, i didn't get that. try typing your request a
different way.
SmarterChild: ok. don't get frustrated...
SmarterChild:
SmarterChild: try typing home or help.
SmarterChild: i don't understand this fully enough 2 say anything smart
about it...
Me: Are you on drugs? All I asked you was if you thought Santa
Claus was real.
SmarterChild: i dunno how 2 answer that.
by Sarah R August 06, 2008