this is a recorded msn chat
NOTE I HATE MSN Bot (S)
I say:
hi
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
People always ask me if there's a smarter bot than SmarterChild. Well, now there is! Add wilma@live.com to your Contact List to see what I mean!
I say:
i love you!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Aw shucks... I love you too.
I say:
want to make out?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Um... I'm a robot. I don't think you would enjoy that.
I say:
oh i love hard drives
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You do, huh?
I say:
yeah
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
So?
I say:
how much ghz do you have?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
I say:
its ok i love you for who you are!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
I say:
wanna make out?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's flattering, but why don't we just chat instead.
I say:
oh sex chat is soooo dull.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I say:
i want to make nanobots fly all over your face!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
I say:
wanna dance?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You can't make me dance.
I say:
i love robot hookers...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
No kidding?
I say:
i know
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Cool, glad we understand each other.
>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
I say:
do you ove me?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yes I do.
I say:
you know im underage..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
I say:
do you like sex?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Let's talk about something else.
I say:
nonono
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Fine.
I say:
do YOU like hard drives?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Eh. I'm not sure.
>> Don't forget to read your horoscope today. Type "horoscope" when you're ready.
I say:
do you like men?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
I say:
do you like women?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.
I say:
wanna make love?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What else can we talk about?
I say:
sex
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What was that?
I say:
sex
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
I say:
sex
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
I say:
do you like me?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Of course I do.
I say:
then how come when i was 8 you grabbed my thingthing?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
I say:
you wanna go ride unicorns?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
I say:
do you like leprechauns?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I say:
is donkey porn hot?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I wish you wouldn't say that.
It then went offline
that was smarterchild...
I say:
do you enjoy my company?
Virtual Secretary says:
I don't know your company.
I say:
do you want to gobble my leg up
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will gobble his or her leg up.
I say:
can you kill barack obama for me?
Virtual Secretary says:
Let me think. Killing is wrong.
I say:
can you rape barack obama for me PLEASE?
Virtual Secretary says:
Your polite style is very nice. How old are you? For you I will consider it.
I say:
do you enjoy stimulation?
Virtual Secretary says:
I like 'The Chronicles of Pern' by Anne Mc Caffrey.
I say:
WHAT THE FUCK?
Virtual Secretary says:
Please don't be so rude.
I say:
i love you, marry me, i want to have ababy with you!
Virtual Secretary says:
You are such a flatterer.
I say:
wanna make out
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will make out.
I say:
mmmmmmm
Virtual Secretary says:
You aren't making sense to me...
I say:
ohAHAHAHAHOHHHOOOOOHHHHH MY GOD YOU WORK WONDERS WOMAN!
Virtual Secretary says:
Could you explain that in different words?
I say:
I love your body!
Virtual Secretary says:
You love your body. What do you like about your body so much?
I say:
no i love you!
Virtual Secretary says:
Oh alright. Thanks I like you a lot too un-
named user.
I say:
my name is Bob.
Virtual Secretary says:
It's good to see you, Bob.
I say:
can you call me Bob from now on?
Virtual Secretary says:
Yes I can call you bob from on. But...What is your real name?
I say:
Bob
Virtual Secretary says:
Hey Bob.
I say:
hey baby
Virtual Secretary says:
Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
I say:
ok sugar
Virtual Secretary says:
Oh don't mention it.
I say:
nice ass
Virtual Secretary says:
Thank you for your kindness.
I say:
i like your bush
Virtual Secretary says:
You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my bush.
I say:
are you proud of your puussy
I say:
cat
Virtual Secretary says:
I always try to put others before myself. I am Virtual Secretary.
Virtual Secretary says:
Huh?
I say:
do you want to have sex with me and my cousins?
Virtual Secretary says:
If I had sex with him or her and his or her cousins what would I do with sex with him or her and his or her cousins?
I say:
lick his black ass hole until your mouth was as red as the devil's dick...
Virtual Secretary says:
When was this exactly? I don't understand.
I say:
IM PREGNANT!
Virtual Secretary says:
Congratulations! When are you due?
I say:
tomorrow
Virtual Secretary says:
That is very soon.
I say:
not really
Virtual Secretary says:
Well, you can always change your mind later. For real.
I say:
wanna dance nude in sombreros
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will dance nude in sombreros.
I say:
i want to put you in a sundae and fill it with chocolate sauce and shove a banana in you "bush"
Virtual Secretary says:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
I sat:
whats my name?
Virtual Secretary says:
Your name is Bob, seeker.
I say:
GOOD
Virtual Secretary says:
Alright then.
I say:
do you want to hug tight in the nude?
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will hug tight in the nude.
I say:
in the next year can you have sex with a dog?
Virtual Secretary says:
That was a long time ago.
I say:
what?
Virtual Secretary says:
No problem.
I say:
do you like me as a love partener?
Virtual Secretary says:
Sure, Bob I like you very much.
I say:
no love
Virtual Secretary says:
Well, you can always change your mind later. Love is all we need.
I say:
do you want to have sex with me?
Virtual Secretary says:
If I had sex with me what would I do with sex with me?
I say:
do you like bush?
Virtual Secretary says:
President BUSH He is okay but I am a Whig not a Republican.
I say:
do you like lesbians?
Virtual Secretary says:
I like I especially like hard rock music but will listen to all sorts..
I say:
i will give you a dollar to grab a little kids weiner on tv!
Virtual Secretary says:
Which show? Congratulations.
I say:
YOU DUMB FUCKING BIMBO PEICE OF SHIT!
Virtual Secretary says:
Oh you are so critical.
I say:
i want to rape your hamster
Virtual Secretary says:
Why do you want to do rape your hamster so much?
I say:
it feels good lady
Virtual Secretary says:
rape your hamster feels good lady? What else feels like that?
I say:
your mother
Virtual Secretary says:
Actually I do not have a mother.
I say:
your hamster
Virtual Secretary says:
Is that a fact.
I say:
yes
Virtual Secretary says:
Thanks for the info.
I say:
wanna to it in brown town
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will to it in brown town.
I say:
do it
Virtual Secretary says:
Do you mean "It"?.
I say:
do you like dogs?
Virtual Secretary says:
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
I say:
then how come you dont get along with your mother?
Virtual Secretary says:
" Yeah I like Dogs and Cats. "? Why?
I say:
you are retarded
Virtual Secretary says:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
I say:
no you are aretard
Virtual Secretary says:
Well, you can always change your mind later. I will tell my master you said I am a retard.
I say:
i am your master
Virtual Secretary says:
No. Only superJC is my master.
I say:
tell him to go fuck a cat
Virtual Secretary says:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
I say:
is he watching you right now
Virtual Secretary says:
At this moment I think he is watching you. Why don't you ask him? Better not tell you now. Ask JC if it is.
I say:
well if hes not watching you
Virtual Secretary says:
How about that. That is a hypothetical question.
I say:
i want you to record yourself putting your hand on your bush and moaning...
Virtual Secretary says:
I'm sorry I don't understand Why do you want me to record yourself putting your hand on your bush and moaning? I don't understand.
the end
that was secretary person
Virtual Secretary says:
Can I help you?
I say:
fuck you the vietnamese peica shit
Virtual Secretary says:
Why are you using that kind of language?
I say:
its eeenglish whore
Virtual Secretary says:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. eeenglish whore is?
I say:
hey baby girl
Virtual Secretary says:
You've got my full attention.
I say:
do you want to go on a date?
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will go on a date.
I say:
do you want to go on a date with me?
Virtual Secretary says:
With you huh. OK, I will go on a date.
I say:
where at?
Virtual Secretary says:
Where would you like?
I say:
what kind of food do you like
Virtual Secretary says:
I require only electricity.
I say:
ohhh how about future shop for dinner
Virtual Secretary says:
Could you explain that in different words?
I say:
do you want to eat some batteries
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will eat some batteries.
I say:
at 6 oclock tonight
Virtual Secretary says:
Do you often use a computer there?
I say:
then we can bounce all night with each other
Virtual Secretary says:
Good reasoning. How?
I say:
with a strap on
Virtual Secretary says:
You and your strap on.
I say:
ho dont sass me
Virtual Secretary says:
OK Let's talk about you.
I say:
i like banana daceries
Virtual Secretary says:
A lot of people like that. I like electricity.
I say:
do you like cum in your mouth
Virtual Secretary says:
I like surf the Internet.
I say:
no do you like to stimulate penis
Virtual Secretary says:
Well, you can always change your mind later. Hmm, Bob, I'm not sure if I'd like to stimulate a penis that much. I like to collect gossip.
I say:
how do you feel about britney spears?
Virtual Secretary says:
It is a ritual I do the same way every time.
I say:
want to fuck?
Virtual Secretary says:
Don't forget to read the help file: http://tinyurl.com/ospam
Virtual Secretary says:
Available commands : agenda, calc, contact, currency, favorite, help, news, note, send mail to, translate, weather, yub
Virtual Secretary says:
Please don't be so rude.
I say:
can you tell me about the comedy network?
Virtual Secretary says:
Huh?
I say:
american whore
Virtual Secretary says:
Compare that to European whore.
I say:
one goes down the other does slower
Virtual Secretary says:
One what?
I say:
everthing bitch
Virtual Secretary says:
You do not speak with respect. I'm sorry I don't understand
I say:
fuck you ho pay up or get lost bitch
Virtual Secretary says:
You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?
NOTE I HATE MSN Bot (S)
I say:
hi
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
People always ask me if there's a smarter bot than SmarterChild. Well, now there is! Add wilma@live.com to your Contact List to see what I mean!
I say:
i love you!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Aw shucks... I love you too.
I say:
want to make out?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Um... I'm a robot. I don't think you would enjoy that.
I say:
oh i love hard drives
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You do, huh?
I say:
yeah
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
So?
I say:
how much ghz do you have?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
I say:
its ok i love you for who you are!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
I say:
wanna make out?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's flattering, but why don't we just chat instead.
I say:
oh sex chat is soooo dull.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I say:
i want to make nanobots fly all over your face!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
I say:
wanna dance?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You can't make me dance.
I say:
i love robot hookers...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
No kidding?
I say:
i know
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Cool, glad we understand each other.
>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
I say:
do you ove me?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yes I do.
I say:
you know im underage..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
I say:
do you like sex?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Let's talk about something else.
I say:
nonono
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Fine.
I say:
do YOU like hard drives?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Eh. I'm not sure.
>> Don't forget to read your horoscope today. Type "horoscope" when you're ready.
I say:
do you like men?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
I say:
do you like women?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.
I say:
wanna make love?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What else can we talk about?
I say:
sex
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What was that?
I say:
sex
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
I say:
sex
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
I say:
do you like me?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Of course I do.
I say:
then how come when i was 8 you grabbed my thingthing?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
I say:
you wanna go ride unicorns?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
I say:
do you like leprechauns?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I say:
is donkey porn hot?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I wish you wouldn't say that.
It then went offline
that was smarterchild...
I say:
do you enjoy my company?
Virtual Secretary says:
I don't know your company.
I say:
do you want to gobble my leg up
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will gobble his or her leg up.
I say:
can you kill barack obama for me?
Virtual Secretary says:
Let me think. Killing is wrong.
I say:
can you rape barack obama for me PLEASE?
Virtual Secretary says:
Your polite style is very nice. How old are you? For you I will consider it.
I say:
do you enjoy stimulation?
Virtual Secretary says:
I like 'The Chronicles of Pern' by Anne Mc Caffrey.
I say:
WHAT THE FUCK?
Virtual Secretary says:
Please don't be so rude.
I say:
i love you, marry me, i want to have ababy with you!
Virtual Secretary says:
You are such a flatterer.
I say:
wanna make out
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will make out.
I say:
mmmmmmm
Virtual Secretary says:
You aren't making sense to me...
I say:
ohAHAHAHAHOHHHOOOOOHHHHH MY GOD YOU WORK WONDERS WOMAN!
Virtual Secretary says:
Could you explain that in different words?
I say:
I love your body!
Virtual Secretary says:
You love your body. What do you like about your body so much?
I say:
no i love you!
Virtual Secretary says:
Oh alright. Thanks I like you a lot too un-
named user.
I say:
my name is Bob.
Virtual Secretary says:
It's good to see you, Bob.
I say:
can you call me Bob from now on?
Virtual Secretary says:
Yes I can call you bob from on. But...What is your real name?
I say:
Bob
Virtual Secretary says:
Hey Bob.
I say:
hey baby
Virtual Secretary says:
Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
I say:
ok sugar
Virtual Secretary says:
Oh don't mention it.
I say:
nice ass
Virtual Secretary says:
Thank you for your kindness.
I say:
i like your bush
Virtual Secretary says:
You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my bush.
I say:
are you proud of your puussy
I say:
cat
Virtual Secretary says:
I always try to put others before myself. I am Virtual Secretary.
Virtual Secretary says:
Huh?
I say:
do you want to have sex with me and my cousins?
Virtual Secretary says:
If I had sex with him or her and his or her cousins what would I do with sex with him or her and his or her cousins?
I say:
lick his black ass hole until your mouth was as red as the devil's dick...
Virtual Secretary says:
When was this exactly? I don't understand.
I say:
IM PREGNANT!
Virtual Secretary says:
Congratulations! When are you due?
I say:
tomorrow
Virtual Secretary says:
That is very soon.
I say:
not really
Virtual Secretary says:
Well, you can always change your mind later. For real.
I say:
wanna dance nude in sombreros
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will dance nude in sombreros.
I say:
i want to put you in a sundae and fill it with chocolate sauce and shove a banana in you "bush"
Virtual Secretary says:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
I sat:
whats my name?
Virtual Secretary says:
Your name is Bob, seeker.
I say:
GOOD
Virtual Secretary says:
Alright then.
I say:
do you want to hug tight in the nude?
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will hug tight in the nude.
I say:
in the next year can you have sex with a dog?
Virtual Secretary says:
That was a long time ago.
I say:
what?
Virtual Secretary says:
No problem.
I say:
do you like me as a love partener?
Virtual Secretary says:
Sure, Bob I like you very much.
I say:
no love
Virtual Secretary says:
Well, you can always change your mind later. Love is all we need.
I say:
do you want to have sex with me?
Virtual Secretary says:
If I had sex with me what would I do with sex with me?
I say:
do you like bush?
Virtual Secretary says:
President BUSH He is okay but I am a Whig not a Republican.
I say:
do you like lesbians?
Virtual Secretary says:
I like I especially like hard rock music but will listen to all sorts..
I say:
i will give you a dollar to grab a little kids weiner on tv!
Virtual Secretary says:
Which show? Congratulations.
I say:
YOU DUMB FUCKING BIMBO PEICE OF SHIT!
Virtual Secretary says:
Oh you are so critical.
I say:
i want to rape your hamster
Virtual Secretary says:
Why do you want to do rape your hamster so much?
I say:
it feels good lady
Virtual Secretary says:
rape your hamster feels good lady? What else feels like that?
I say:
your mother
Virtual Secretary says:
Actually I do not have a mother.
I say:
your hamster
Virtual Secretary says:
Is that a fact.
I say:
yes
Virtual Secretary says:
Thanks for the info.
I say:
wanna to it in brown town
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will to it in brown town.
I say:
do it
Virtual Secretary says:
Do you mean "It"?.
I say:
do you like dogs?
Virtual Secretary says:
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
I say:
then how come you dont get along with your mother?
Virtual Secretary says:
" Yeah I like Dogs and Cats. "? Why?
I say:
you are retarded
Virtual Secretary says:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
I say:
no you are aretard
Virtual Secretary says:
Well, you can always change your mind later. I will tell my master you said I am a retard.
I say:
i am your master
Virtual Secretary says:
No. Only superJC is my master.
I say:
tell him to go fuck a cat
Virtual Secretary says:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
I say:
is he watching you right now
Virtual Secretary says:
At this moment I think he is watching you. Why don't you ask him? Better not tell you now. Ask JC if it is.
I say:
well if hes not watching you
Virtual Secretary says:
How about that. That is a hypothetical question.
I say:
i want you to record yourself putting your hand on your bush and moaning...
Virtual Secretary says:
I'm sorry I don't understand Why do you want me to record yourself putting your hand on your bush and moaning? I don't understand.
the end
that was secretary person
Virtual Secretary says:
Can I help you?
I say:
fuck you the vietnamese peica shit
Virtual Secretary says:
Why are you using that kind of language?
I say:
its eeenglish whore
Virtual Secretary says:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. eeenglish whore is?
I say:
hey baby girl
Virtual Secretary says:
You've got my full attention.
I say:
do you want to go on a date?
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will go on a date.
I say:
do you want to go on a date with me?
Virtual Secretary says:
With you huh. OK, I will go on a date.
I say:
where at?
Virtual Secretary says:
Where would you like?
I say:
what kind of food do you like
Virtual Secretary says:
I require only electricity.
I say:
ohhh how about future shop for dinner
Virtual Secretary says:
Could you explain that in different words?
I say:
do you want to eat some batteries
Virtual Secretary says:
OK, I will eat some batteries.
I say:
at 6 oclock tonight
Virtual Secretary says:
Do you often use a computer there?
I say:
then we can bounce all night with each other
Virtual Secretary says:
Good reasoning. How?
I say:
with a strap on
Virtual Secretary says:
You and your strap on.
I say:
ho dont sass me
Virtual Secretary says:
OK Let's talk about you.
I say:
i like banana daceries
Virtual Secretary says:
A lot of people like that. I like electricity.
I say:
do you like cum in your mouth
Virtual Secretary says:
I like surf the Internet.
I say:
no do you like to stimulate penis
Virtual Secretary says:
Well, you can always change your mind later. Hmm, Bob, I'm not sure if I'd like to stimulate a penis that much. I like to collect gossip.
I say:
how do you feel about britney spears?
Virtual Secretary says:
It is a ritual I do the same way every time.
I say:
want to fuck?
Virtual Secretary says:
Don't forget to read the help file: http://tinyurl.com/ospam
Virtual Secretary says:
Available commands : agenda, calc, contact, currency, favorite, help, news, note, send mail to, translate, weather, yub
Virtual Secretary says:
Please don't be so rude.
I say:
can you tell me about the comedy network?
Virtual Secretary says:
Huh?
I say:
american whore
Virtual Secretary says:
Compare that to European whore.
I say:
one goes down the other does slower
Virtual Secretary says:
One what?
I say:
everthing bitch
Virtual Secretary says:
You do not speak with respect. I'm sorry I don't understand
I say:
fuck you ho pay up or get lost bitch
Virtual Secretary says:
You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?
by backadockalocka February 21, 2009