The monotone voice of NPR at any time of the day.
The smarmy tones of an abscure NPR reporter informed senior citizens around the country about pointless shit in a dull boring voice.
by Themidnightmeattrain November 05, 2008
An aging single white guy with a bad mustache, bad haircut, and bad jeans, who constantly attempts to pick up on women way too young for him.
This totally smarmy guy tried to hit on me the other night. I tried to ignore him, but he just wouldn't stop talking.
by SaschaS June 27, 2005
generally the stereotype of the greasy, unwanted people that hit on any given person
1. Oh my god, that guy that just offered to buy me a drink is so SMARMY!

2. That guy that said, "Do you want fries with that shake, baby?" is smarmy.
by pam/smashing pandora July 29, 2005
A very low class interjection of sex, usually very inappropriate, sleazy.
The old guy stood on the street corner making crude smarmy remarks to almost every girl or woman who passed by him.
by Bob Meyers June 27, 2006
An attitude resembling butt, covered in a butt/poop paste. Also can be used as a verb, a noun, or other things.
I was smarming the other day, it sucked

Your fart is positively smarmy

That girl totally smarmed on me.

He smarms baby turtles.
by walter cronkite IV April 19, 2009
When waves are inconsistent and un-surfable
Damn, these waves are smarmy.
by rad dog April 04, 2003
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